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TALES
OF NOVEMBER
It’s customary out here in the heartland to greet those you encounter
as you go about your daily activity. “Good morning”, “what’s
up”, “how are you”? You have to be a little cautious
in the use of that last one though, some people will actually call
your bluff and give you a real answer, perhaps more than you bargained
for. You might have happened along just after somebody cut them off
in traffic, or maybe they just came from the dentist, or perhaps a
chat with the IRS. Right out of the blue, you may get an earful of
venom that sets you back on your heels.
Like today, maybe. Suppose you asked me how I was.
The very first word that pops into what’s left of my mind today would be, “cynical”.
A wise person would immediately recognize that response as, well, first
of all, cynical. Beyond that, the astute listener would already be
planning an exit strategy to extricate himself from the conversation
that is likely to follow. Too late for that, if you broke your stride,
you’re probably going to get the Paul Harvey treatment…..the
Rest of the Story.
Whatever, you might ask, could cause a cultured,
country gentleman (read, Redneck) like myself to become that way? Well,
since you asked,
the looming issue of the day is the fact that the presidential campaign
is on its way to Michigan. The State is nearly surrounded by icy or
frozen water at this time of the year, leaving few paths of escape.
You can’t get far enough “up north” (the traditional
route of escape from everything) to be out of harm’s way. This
is the age of connectedness, and nobody has enough protective gear,
Kevlar underwear, or BS repellant to come out unscathed.
The first president I can remember was Harry Truman,
so that means I have been through this before, over and over. I even
have an “I
like Ike” button around here, somewhere, but I seldom wear it
anymore. And maybe that’s the problem…… the passage
of too many years, too many campaigns, too many lies. In each of those
campaigns, the fresh-faced new candidates, or the wrinkled old ones,
for that matter, have bombarded us with their promises to “fix” whatever
is wrong in Washington. After more than 60 years of hearing that same
pledge, a reasonable person might conclude that all of them have been
monumentally unsuccessful in their efforts. They all spend their first
term blaming the last guy and campaigning for their second. And if
they achieve that, they spend the next four years trying to engineer
a favorable-looking legacy to grace the walls of their new library.
The campaigns all begin on lofty rhetoric and time-honored
principles, but it only takes about one State primary to descend into
yanking the
skeletons out of each other’s closets, and bathing each other
in mud. The media takes their own unearned, but very predictable, side,
and the game is on. We are left trying to select the lesser of two
evils. Wouldn’t it be grand to have the chance to chose the greater
of the two (or more) men ???
But thanks for asking how my day was going.
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